上周末 《蜘蛛侠：英雄归来》（Spider-Man:Homecoming）登陆国内各大影院，这次扮演中学生小蜘蛛的是英国96年出生的小鲜肉汤姆·赫兰德，“荷兰弟”这次将成长阶段欢乐与烦恼并存的“最嫩小蜘蛛”演得淋漓尽致，简直萌化了~ 那么，这位超年轻的蜘蛛侠都有哪些对白台词？
Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: [puts arm around Tony] Oh.
Tony Stark: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.
Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I'm nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.
Tony Stark: Listen, I know school sucks. I know you want to save the world. But... you're not ready yet.
Steve Rogers: Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing...
Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
Peter Parker: I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Michelle: Figures. He's already bailed out on band class and chess club.
Michelle: [Everyone looks at her] I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.
Mr. Harrington: It would be terrible to lose a student...
Mr. Harrington: ...on a school trip...
Mr. Harrington: ...again.
Adrian Toomes: Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!
Adrian Toomes: [to Peter] I want you to understand... I'll do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about.